iPhone Envy by ITGirl@igeekscafe.com

[ITGirl]

Everywhere you go today, everyone is talking about the iPhone, and before it got to market I knew I had to have one. Thus, I confess that each time I see someone who owns this technological masterpiece, I am sinfully envious.

You see, for a few months now I’ve been bearing a great suffering. My best friend is one of those iPhone owners. If that weren’t enough to add more consternation to my life, I have to put up with him all day long because we work together. That’s my life these days, full of internal strife ever since that bitter day when my friend, most "humbly," showed me his new iPhone.

I don’t lie or exaggerate when I say that a great battle surges within. So much so that, I‘ve wasted incalculable hours in the john with stomach pains induced buy chronic bouts of iPhone envy. Now, I know how ingenuous I’ve been. You see, I should have known this would happen as my friend is a master geek.

Nonetheless, thanks to this lesson, I’ve been transformed into an astute young woman with a plan to dethrone my geeky friend. I don’t plan on being left behind and have decided to create a personal iPhone fund into which I will deposit a penny a day.

Using my advanced mathematical prowess, I’ve concluded that, at this rate, I will have no less than $3.65 in one short year and in 100 years I will have the $365.00 dollars necessary to purchase my very own iPhone.

Thus, its all settled. In a mere 100 years, I will have my iPhone and it will be much better than my friends because it will have the benefit of a century’s worth of firmware upgrades.

Seriously now, since its appearance to the market, the iPhone has made a huge impact and has gained great popularity among people of all ages and gender. Its efficiency has been no less than excellent mainly because the iPhone can play many imperative roles. It is a computer that can be used to search the net, send e-mails, watch videos and/or simply do research. It is an iPod, a 2-megapixel camera and a cellular phone. You get all these essential functionalities in just one small but powerful and convenient device.